A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
you genius little bitch
am i missing something here?
Omg i fell trying to stop laughing! What a genius
WHY DOES THIS SALAD HAVE 900K NOTES IS THIS A JOKE LIKE I DONT EVEN
shhh don’t say mean things about yourself, i happen to like that person.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
this website is so toxic
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride